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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

On ~~the twelfth day of Christmas~~ our fifth anniversary my true love gave to me:

  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • a new set of knives,
  • and a brand new set of knives!
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago
[–] MrJ199414@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, there's egg and bacon, Egg and Spam, Egg, bacon, and Spam, Egg, bacon, sausage, and Spam, Spam, bacon, sausage, and Spam, Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam, Spam, sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, tomato, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, egg, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam

[–] onyxjet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Peak comment

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ok, at this point AI is just blindly, repeatedly selecting the center suggestion on your smartphone's keyboard.

Wow, these are some very knife suggestions!

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

That's one way to annouce your intentions.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The gift of stabbing.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Now make a chorus with a bunch of vikings.