It's long pork
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Nice!
The rashers are unnervingly straight, it's okay it must be turkey bacon
It's how they recycle their dead.
That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds
Its human bacon.
So... cops?
Soylent Green for pigs
Projectile breakfast, how efficient!
So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”
There was supposedly a company selling "hufu", which was imitation human meat, but I think it was a hoax.
Great name though :-)