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1. My boss sees that I’ve closed 2 priority tickets in a timely manner thus meeting quarterly goals
2. He gets executed during the next quarterly staff “restructuring”
3. The king is dead, long live the king
4. I see our new goals are for even faster close time
5. Babylon falls, the wheel turns

Should’ve just dug ditches for the army at least I’d be staying fit.

Johansson would be open to receiving large burlap sack with money.

I remember a guy on Cops had something similar. It was one long pipe that could fire a shotgun shell. The dude told the cop it was for snakes and the cop replied, “Yeah I believe him down south we see a lot of snake contraptions”.

I’ll can excuse North Korean dictatorships but draw the line at damaging ships.

Marvel Rivals devs admitted that they balance for casual play. Now that they’ve added pay to win “shields” so you can’t lower rank from losing make competitive a complete joke.

All my hours at Freerice.com wasted

Yeah it’s also like when you buy a car you think you’ve not seen many of and suddenly you see them everywhere

Slackavists are so lazy they are editing tweets. All they know how to do is eat hot chip and lie.

The UN should tell the UN to do something.

I’ll also choose this guy’s dad

Shrimp are only good at frying rice

Fries and a vanilla shake