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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Stay away from partying and you'll be good kid.

[–] some_guy 9 points 9 hours ago

Life gets easier as you grow more emotionally mature, so start working toward that goal now. Coulda had more years of loving myself. But then I wouldn't be who I am today and I wouldn't change anything about who I became. Well, maybe the alcoholism, but at least I'm a happy drunk.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

How much time do i have? I have some coaching i would like to do.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

yo mama's milk

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

Without driving

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

As soon as 60 year old me from the future comes along and tells me how to unfuck everything up, I'll pass it along to 21 year old me

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 5 points 13 hours ago

Transition, it will do more for your mental health than anything else ever, also fuck college just knock out some IT certs and start making money

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Google something called bitcoin and buy a few.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I heard of bitcoin for a while, but by the time I decided to get some they cost $20 each. No way I was shelling out that much.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Well, now it's over for sure. /s

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

21-year-old me:

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I'd just kick myself in the nuts. No explanation, 21-year-old me would have thought he deserved it.

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

No, you haven't figured life out yet.

Listen to older ones and have mature friends.

Be happy before getting into any relationship.

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world -2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I would say to myself, just go through with self-deletion. Save yourself from the grief and hardship that awaits. It really only gets worse from here on out. And the urge to do it will only grow.

[–] button_masher@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

Dang, hope you're ok.

Shit does suck but you will be surprised at your agency, looking back, however small.

I pray you mean self deletion in a digital or a metaphysical context. In which case, would recommend. Everyone needs a level of ego death to thrive. If struggling, then there are books you can read, activities to experience, drugs you can take and interesting people you can meet (therapy is great for ego death) to help shake your framing of reality.

Sending you good wishes stranger. And my fav quote recently.

"If you look for the light, you may sometimes find it. If you look for the dark, that's all you'll ever see."

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 20 hours ago

No advices, just keep up the good shit. And I hope that would be a sound advice in your case either, y'all!