[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Send them a bill for "website toner"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.

I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven't learned how to write properly.

straightens tie

We are not the same

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Set opacity to 100%

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

At least three

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Briton was the costco hotdog stall of the Roman empire.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Theres a documentary that explains it in full, called Shrek.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Of course. It was on the office phone that gets passed around to whichever tech is on call. The on-call tech left it at Mcdonalds accidentally.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

He prescribed me a medication but when I went to get it from the pharmacy they just gave me a bunch of precursor chemicals which are just toxic if not combined in the right way. When I asked for help the pharmacist just said "RTFM"

Also, what is a comorbidity?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Pull off your skin

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Crippling alcoholism

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TIL that a Chinese barge spent much of 2022-2023 illegally pillaging scrap metal from WW2 war graves in Malaysian waters.

A full report of the barges actions was compiled in this (pdf warning) maritime observatory report

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No editing or colour adjustment, just cropped.

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Im happy for him! (lemmy.world)
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Here is what it looked like when I got it home:

Fully stripped back:

And restored to it's former glory:

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I couldn't find the Sudanese marine corps headquarters but it's probably shaped like a crayon.

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