Agent641

Likewise

It's really impractical to eat a guy with a gun instead of a fork.

I would, you get $1.25per kilo of stainless steel and $3.15 for aluminium at the local scrap metal merchant

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Monke, precisely

"The enemy is massing their military near our border, which is a threat to us! We can defeat their military easily of course, they are disorganised and weak. But their movements are hostile and threatening to us! So we must preemptively attack them! Not because we need the element of surprise, but because we want to demonstrate our superior military tactics! This will be a quick 3-day special military operation. Because they are weak and we are strong but they are an existential threat to us."

I just went to get a screenshot of this guy. He lives rent free in my head.

He pops up whenever I make expensive purchases

He slaps his wife during sex, and also not during sex.

6:30am - Rise and shower

7am - half a granola bar and an oat milk instant coffee

7:15am - commute to work and plan to undermine the capitalist techno-oligarchy.

7:25am - 3-minute sitting meditation

7:30am - Sit down at desk and begin squandering my Labor to the faceless machinations of corporate America

10am - Coffee break - share socialist memes and literature on Lemmy

10:15 - Resume squandering Labor

12pm - Lunch! Soup and bread and a cup of tea. Scour the internet for new leftist blog posts, anti-facist media, and emerging militaristic technology news. Brainstorm field expedient tactics and defenses against said tech.

12:30 - Resume squandering Labor at a reduced intensity

4pm - Home time! Stop along the way to pick up polycarbonate sheets and old PVC pipe from hard rubbish verge collections with which to fashion disposable riot armour and shields

5pm - arrive home. Weld a few more 10mm steel tube ~~caltrops~~ benchies. Catch up on leftist podcast and YouTube channels while soldiering things for stuff.

7pm - Dinner - rice and beans with grilled sausage and salad.

8pm - Blog about new technofacist civil weapons and my progress in building defense designs against them.

9pm - Check inbox for new submissions of data leak dumps of landlord names, addresses, and next of kin to add to the onlyoffice spreadsheet

9:30pm - curl up in bed with my Karl Marx waifu pillow and read a nice book

"This is democracy manifest!"

🙏

I'm still not gonna