this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ootl everything back to normal on 4chan?

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, everybody loathes 4chan, especially 4chan users

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Id rather have all their insanity concentrated onto a single platform, than them being spread out across the platforms that normal people use

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't contain insanity

Source: the internet in 2025

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Some of the stuff you can find on 4chan cant be found anywhere else. And thats a good thing. You dont open the typical social media, with the expectation that someone there is gunna call someone else a slur because they tried to blow up squirrels with napalm.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of the stuff you can find on 4chan cant be found anywhere else

I see you haven't spent enough time on the internet, run while you still can!

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

ok, ik it can but its not on most platforms

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

memes aside, I'm really upset with how stardust crusaders did the best jojo so dirty.

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fandom won't admit it but it's by far the worst part

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago

Imagine having as shit of taste as you

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are people going to still use it even though the admins were outed as feds or were we all just operating under the assumption they were anyway.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago

Everyone had a pretty good suspicion that it was full of Feds.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago
[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gonna have to refute the fake and gay claims.

Anon says he got a GF

Anon then says first date is coming up

Anon doesn’t know the difference between a date and a GF

Anon will 100% say/do something cringe and end up without a GF

Confirmed for true

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's like the opposite of my first girlfriend.

She told me we were dating. I hadn't realised because I was 15 and it turns out girls are not as interested in Pokémon cards as I thought.

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sounddrill@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

Real: 4chan went down

Straight: he's back on 4chan, as you can see

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Was he not seen again because she devoured him? Was she more like a praying mantis monster or wendigo or magic ghostie?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

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