this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 121 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's protecting his daughter. The comments from the mechanic will 100% be more creepy if he said she's his daughter.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago

This is a more wholesome way to interpret this. Thank you. I choose to believe what you said.

[–] Acinonyx 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

why did she post a pic of a girl blushing?

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You blush when you're emberassed.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

blush -> red cheeks -> ember-ass-ed

coincidence? 😄

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago

She didn't know she was into it until then

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 11 points 3 days ago

If you over think this one it could possibly be seen as a trans joke.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Did the screenshot make it to reddit?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Oh, that's gross.