Gender experts of hexbear, please help me understand wallet gendering
It's just a frigging wallet 
they expected a cock to pop out when they opened that wall instead they saw a gaping hole.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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what if ur wallet was a brawwd
🎼
Here comes Dick, he's wearing a purse. Here comes Jane, with a wallet sporting a chain.
Now wallet meets boy, and wallet meets girl
They both look the same, they're overstuffed with pocket change.
And they love each other so
Androgynous 🎶
I think people have already dissected this wallet's thing, but I was just thinking the other day I want to get a more feminine wallet. Definitely gendered.
I searched for "women's wallet" on AliExpress and these were the top results. Now these I would agree do look feminine though I wouldn't mind that cool shade of red on the bottom row
Sidenote: the search immediately suggested "women sexy toy" when I typed in "women." Not sure if that would take me to dildos or anime figurines
"Smooth equals feminine" 
"Wrinkly equals masculine"
Also, this does does look more like a small purse than a bill fold style wallet. 
I was thinking it looked like a front pocket wallet for a man, especially given the chain
What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I've ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper
You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.
You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you're wearing exactly one spur.
metallic jingle... step.... metallic jingle... step
Throw it in the trash.
If that’s how it works my body is feminine but my face is masculine 
But what about your brain 🤔
Cutesy and demure 