suffered a ventricular fibrillation flare-up
David vs Goliath's heart. 
suffered a ventricular fibrillation flare-up
David vs Goliath's heart. 
I'm sorry, why is this in c/badposting?
That sounds absolutely delicious.
Your house will decay into rubble... but your Mortgage? That is forever. 
Getting hit with the "Dominion Tank Police" vibes from this picture.
Mysteriously, thousands of years after multiple advanced races have been located and studied, none could ever quite realize how in every culture nobody could remember ever seeing a rotten or imperfect lime.
There should be three panels and the last one should have cross hairs with the caption, "People up range"
Post title is just 
Osama bin Laden blew his load way too early.
Is an open faced sandwich a sandwich or a pizza? 
Why aren't there enough troops to relax the tourniquets of those being evacuated by land, Dave? 
Elon Musk being flung into the sun... pic unrelated.