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Slow news: Cumbria tortoise found a mile from home nine months after going missing
(www.theguardian.com)
No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
He has done his best.
not getting a BBC breaking news alert on my phone for this
Bravo sir bravo ๐. Title of the year, surely?