Like Russia does? Aggressive dictatorships seem alike each other.

Again, kids are work

Again, you are wrong.

And if you do hie off to the Bahamas, you still have to bring that work along

What work sweetheart, since you just took a year off work?

you couldn’t just hall off to the Bahamas or whatever

You absolutely can, with a child.

It may not be a ‘job’, but it is still work

Nope. Of course you can define "work" as anything you do, including brushing your teeth and watching telly if you want - but looking after the baby is not something I would ever describe as "work".

All Medvedev can do is try to find a gray spot in his trousers.

I looked after a baby. First two weeks were very difficult. After that you get used to the routine and I definitely wouldn't call that time "work" - it was a pleasure being able to spend time with my child. It was definitely a time off - I didn't have to go to work every day, I had time to get some more time for myself etc.

He will eat your face when you are asleep for that.

This is probably the worst option. Judges should be professional and not populists pandering to the public.

War crimes, concentration camps, genocide... Nazis never change.

Of course. Putin's shills always repeat after Putin.

Oh gosh, I am so scared. Another Russian red line.