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Jail locks down after convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 2 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 25 points 2 months ago

I like that the archive link ends in PorK6

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is my life with ADHD, only it's my wallet or something I'm looking for.

[–] pauldrye@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has your wallet murdered anyone? Asking just in case.

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Not in a literal sense at least...

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

When I was in high school I once lost my house key for 6 months. When I "found" them, I realised I had spent 6 months pulling the keys out of the pocket of my bag that they were in, looked through the pocket, put the keys back and went "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?!"

[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

One job man, one job