Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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If I had a gun in each hand, a bandolier full of knives, and a satchel full of grenades, I might be able to take down a gorilla. But likely not before he kills me first.
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Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.
Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they're smaller than an adult man wtf!
Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.
Prove it.
I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They're cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you're like, "that animal is fuck this guy up", right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.
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Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money's on anon
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Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.
Anon is a cocky dumbass
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