this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds but with trash pandas. Do you think all the raccoons in the entire area were gathered and staring at humans? Any second they're going to start running at you and begin the attack

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Trash platoon

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Smooth criminal(s)

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Private eyes

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

*Boss battle music starts playing*

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

A litteral gaze of raccoons.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just to be safe hide any prosthetics you have

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'm happy when I can get even one.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'm happy when I can get even one.