this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds but with trash pandas. Do you think all the raccoons in the entire area were gathered and staring at humans? Any second they're going to start running at you and begin the attack

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Trash platoon

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Smooth criminal(s)

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Private eyes

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

*Boss battle music starts playing*

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

A litteral gaze of raccoons.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just to be safe hide any prosthetics you have

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'm happy when I can get even one.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'm happy when I can get even one.