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is it just wanking? If so, why are people talking about it

Edit - turns out that yes, it is just wanking lol

Edit Edit - honestly, I find it strange that so many of these things have special words. 'edging' , 'creampie' , and now 'gooning'. These are all very mundane activities, lads

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

it's when you drive your car like an asshole

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Originally it referred to the transition state between edging and actually cumming (cooming) where it feels so good youre "gone" (where the name comes from)

Now it means high levels of masturbation

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

i don't know and i've long been too afraid to ask

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gooning is to support London's Arsenal Football Club, whose supporters are known locally as gooners.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

read theory https://gooncultist.substack.com/p/jerk-off-in-a-language-they-can't

I predicted that when the word “gooning” goes mainstream most people will think it just means “jerking off” and I still think this is the most likely outcome. Legibility confers high-level recognition but not empathy.

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