this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'd be hornier if I killed you myself.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 3 days ago

I have always been fascinated and intrigued by cannibalism. Would love to try it

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 3 days ago

Depends if we have access to a freezer. Freeze the dead, and fast until there is no other choice then cook.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Starve to death. Though I might not be able to control myself when starvation takes over my mind, so I can't guarantee that.

[–] amzd@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago

You literally eat someone three times a day, only difference is their species.