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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok wait a minute.... Did anyone actually read this letter? This doesn't sound like a citizenship dispute... This sounds like this person is trying to get themselves identified as Jesus II. Seriously, look at this:

"i", man, son and heir of the creator is back to claim my realm, and, as you is the man who acts on behalf of the creator, and, as the creator and "i" is [now] one, we require of you to affirm our claim ...

I think this guy thinks he is God and wants the Pope to sign off on it.

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

But all the "foreign entity", "government citizen", highlighted "CONTRACT" and the "lack of reply means acceptance" is certainly all textbook sovcit crap.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Reading all of this dude's posts, I would believe it. He's one of the craziest I've seen.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They don’t know any Catholics they could ask to sign it locally?

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

After air travel became commonplace, it's hard to find notable seaworthy Catholics in good standing. Best to just go to the great skipper of the Holy See directly.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Pope: "I'm only laughing my ass off at your natural person, not your legal person!""

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Missionaries once convinced the pope that Capybaras Are Fish, so anything's possible, sovcit!

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The saddest part of this was to see that this person is of the age to have been in my school classes, albeit in another country. Madness can strike at any age, it seems.

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Poor sod probably grew up in Croydon, would be enough to send anyone insane

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I've always pictured SovCits as being older.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Did they purposely use grey ink on the oldest damn piece of paper they could find on purpose?

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I ~~think~~ know you are an idiot.