AllNewTypeFace

joined 2 years ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

It’s the British („Inselaffen“) the Germans compare to apes

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

McMansions, with their clutter of traditional-fantasy details piled haphazardly together, induce an architectural equivalent of trypophobia

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Who says that in heaven love comes first? Are we talking theologians, greeting card copywriters, or someone else?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He’s not completely wrong there

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 3 hours ago

New Theranos just dropped

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Do you want the Brits believing that they’re above consequences because everyone recognises their inherent superiority and defers to them? Because that’s how you get it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Islands, you say?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 20 hours ago

It’s party time!

It rules out at least some of the whimsical ones.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Similarly in London, trains on some Underground lines are almost automated. They have drivers, whose job is to push the open/close door buttons at stops and keep an eye on things; once the doors are closed, the train drives itself to the next stop. This is largely to placate the unions.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, if those lives can only be saved by encroaching on the sacred freedom of vroom vroom, perhaps those people don’t get to live, and their inevitable deaths are a regrettable necessity, and/or part of the great circle of life

So much for being “one of the good ones”. They don’t need you as proof of them not being racist now that being racist is officially fine.

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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