AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 10 hours ago

For every balloon with a drone, send 100 with a washing machine. The orcs like those.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 14 hours ago

The Cybertruck was a self-portrait

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 17 hours ago

Cats: Now available in Man-Size.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 18 hours ago

Given that the Albert Bridge is surrounded by perfectly usable motor vehicle bridges, perhaps keeping it as a pedestrian/cycle bridge is not the worst thing that could happen.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That doesn’t bode well for the future of the FIFA Peace Prize as an institution

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He’ll be on a plane to Florida before his immunity expires

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Presumably it’s better than being ruled from Moscow

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 20 hours ago

Does this include widening all those narrow European roads to accommodate the new wave of American mega-SUVs?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 21 hours ago

at last, a leftist who’s prepared to build the Gulag

If he was a true Communist, he would have changed his name away from an aristocratic title

Labour’s current unpopularity is largely down to Starmer’s combination of rightward-pivoting Blairism and negative charisma. If Burnham with his popular “Manchesterist” programme takes over, that should reverse some of the expected Faragist gains and possibly buy Labour a term, in which they better get cracking and push through a fairer voting system (especially if Burnham wins Makerfield due to the Greens holding back, with the expectation that electoral reform would be prioritised).

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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