AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 4 hours ago

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 15 hours ago

I imagine there would have been hours of footage in which the other actors succeeded in making him respond (i.e., what they call “corpsing” in theatre) and they have to retake the scene.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 15 hours ago

Given that far-right politics are about domination and performative cruelty, being greedy and corrupt is consistent with its principles. Any far-right politician who wasn’t out for self-enrichment would be at risk of being denounced as “woke”.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Instantly recognisable

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Having a dullard king who’s too thick to get historical references and too narcissistic to see beyond the gilded splendour of the surroundings (and mentally make plans to build something twice as ostentatious) is the trick.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

How valuable a target is a Su-35?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 23 hours ago

Colourful ~~racing~~ raping identity

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 23 hours ago

Username checks out

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC Count Binface is an actual British citizen who stands at elections, having changed his name by deed poll and appearing only in costume. His platform is obviously a joke, but there is a tradition of candidates running on joke platforms against high-profile candidates in the UK.

This just in: garbage VPNs are garbage

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)

If Count Binface ends up beating him, it will be the icing on the cake.

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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The Billionaire Who Wants To Live Forever Has Long Covid

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