AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 8 hours ago

Which is great news if you’re a Mossad agent tasked with figuring out a target’s life patterns

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that one of them is a guest at Nigel Farage’s birthday party is the cherry on the shit sundae. They’re basically Hipster Spoons

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Will the Android Signal client work on it, or does getting one involve forfeiting any means of communication with people who don’t know what a XMPP server is?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

There’s always Mikkeller. The Shoreditch one’s co-owner is by all accounts a lot nicer than Watt. Indeed, he’s on record as promising to never let you down.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 22 hours ago

mallard: … 2. (archaic) a shopaholic

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 22 hours ago

“-ard” would mean not so much “excessively” as “by their/its nature”; i.e. a seed/condiment whose very nature is mustiness, a person conceived out of wedlock (which was considered a black mark on one’s character back then), one who is habitually drunk, and so on

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 22 hours ago

His sentence will be a position in the Trump administration

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space -2 points 22 hours ago

Siri, what is the American Dream?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The US famously has a clear line of succession that goes down a long way, all the way to the Washington DC Municipal Dogcatcher or someone, and nominally is run by impartial institutions. Trump and his Supreme Court have weakened these somewhat, but they theoretically still stand, so that if a succession was triggered, there’d be considerable institutional inertia pushing to return to some form of equilibrium.

Xi’s personal power over the CCP, and in turn, the Chinese state, seems to be a lot greater. There are no judges or delegates who would push back against him, and the principles of rule are what he says they are. It was similar with Mao, whose death precipitated conflict and instability.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently a lot of Victorian photographs of kittens were of dead/taxidermied ones, as the film they had wasn’t fast enough to capture live kittens.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 224 points 1 day ago (14 children)

In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

IIRC, “Death to _” is the idiomatic Farsi equivalent of “fuck / to hell with _” in English, to the point that drivers in Tehran traffic jams might say “death to this traffic!” without any murderous intent.

 

Jordan Peterson is in ICU again. This time it’s not experimental drug treatment in Russia, but apparently the result of mould exposure, and/or a spiritual attack by unknown evildoers. His daughter and fellow carnivore influencer has called for prayers.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/37209900

Panicked Curtis Yarvin—JD Vance's guru—plans to flee USA

The arsehole was quoted:

The second Trump revolution, like the first, is failing. It is failing because it deserves to fail. It is failing because it spends all its time patting itself on the back. It is failing because its true mission, which neither it nor (still less) its supporters understand, is still as far beyond its reach as algebra is beyond a cat. Because the vengeance meted out after its failure will dwarf the vengeance after 2020—because the successes of the second revolution are so much greater than the first—I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country. Everyone else in a similar position should have a 2029 plan as well. And it is not even clear that it will wait until 2029: losing the Congress will instantly put the administration on the defensive.

Me:

So apparently not all is good in broligarchy land. Still it’s more likely he might be suffering some breakdown instead. Relatively poverty stricken people buy expensive convertibles when they have a midlife crises. People like him poop on the internet. Most likely he will be around, for sometime, causing grief

 

Has anyone else noticed CoMaps’ handling of touch events (on iOS, at least) being a bit janky? Sometimes it zooms when I want to scroll, or zooms out when I want to zoom in. Is this a known issue that a fix is planned for?

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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