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Although this story may not be true, I unequivocally believe that this is something a 4chan poster would do.
This is one of the few posts that do not contain falsehood
It's certainly gay though.
Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick
Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.
Should have used fish hooks instead.
exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.
I appreciate the clarification.
I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.
if it's hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don't shove random things up your butt.
nah
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
by "random" i meant "not intended for rectal insertion". for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines..
would be a hell of a restaurant tho
He said bread stick not pretzel.
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.
I think this might be a difference between what the US calls breadsticks versus what most of the rest of the English speaking world calls breadsticks.
The former is soft while the latter is crunchy. The former tears; the latter snaps.
We do have the super skinny twizzle stick style but they are pretty niche these days since the soft style usurped them in 80s. If I remember correctly, these appeared on the scene with salad bars. Easier to prepare bread.
Thanks for reminding me about that style of bread sticks.
yes, unless it's broken.
True and Hetrosexual.
4chan should have stayed dead
I think OOP also ate the other half, just differently.
Yet another reason to own a bidet
Gut sandwich
if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one's true 😂
How long do you wait before you call something truly stuck in there? I feel like you gotta give it minimum 24h.
Or one stool passing.
Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.
How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?