Complains he can't get an elf wife; talks shit about traditional elf marriage attire.
I think I see a connection.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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Also he's fine with the guy who apparently decided to attend the wedding topless. No, it's the leotard that's the problem.
with pecs like that it would be a disgrace to cover them
This a daydream sequence from Headhunted to Another World or ... ?
Yup. I think it was after he gave her the goblet which signified a proposal for her.
The powerful Magic Stone was the proposal, iirc. She saw the goblet as doubling-down. I forget what the third item, which has ultimately sealed his fate as the future father of who-knows-how-many half-demons, was.
He's definitely failed upwards in the realm of romance.
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Oh yeah. She’s a demon and it is part of their culture to expose a lot of skin.