this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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This is a critical part of every pride
Be gay. Do crimes.
This is the year the straights became extinct through mass rainbow indoctrination.
MEMO: OFFICE OF ALLYSHIP STANDARDS
Effective 6/10/25:
- Straight couples must secure a "Temporary Hetero Permit" (THP) for public handholding.
- Permits require 3 notarized letters of support from trans neighbors (FORM T-9).
FORMAL NOTICE: FLAG CODE REVISION
Per STATUTE PRIDE-7: Failure to display rainbow flags on primary domicile results in:
1st offense: Community service (bedazzling city buses).
2nd offense: Mandatory karaoke to Cher’s entire discography (Enforcement via Firearm)
All Funding secured via "Straight Tears" tax (CODE: ST-2025).
primary domicile
implying the existence of secondary domiciles? 
Queer Polyamorous Domiciles
Gay Pride is cancelled, we're doing Gay Wrath this year
I already celebrate gay wrath the other 11 months
Everyday at 12:00 EDT everyone has to do a big gay.
We're aiming to normalize vigilante executions for so-called "straight" marriages. Honestly, that might have to be a stretch goal; we are confident that we can obtain death sentencing with due-process for this depraved act, at least.