Microblog Memes

This is the type of political drama that will make for a hit Broadway musical in like 200 years.

But... Did not everyone practically already know this?

Lettuce found in grocery store

I mean, we knew that anyway, right?

Musk and Trump are going to be high as balls on their various drug concoctions mean tweeting each other at 2am.

Trump on truth social and Musk on twitter. It will be glorious.

Everyone knows this. There’s lots of pics of them together.

Haha. This is all quite amusing entertainment. Wait, aren't these people trying to run the most powerful country in the world?

Well ... Duh.

Republicans dont care. They will just scream and accuse everyone under the sun of being molesters ... then deflect for and defend their own evil kind.

Republicans are the demonically possessed people the Bible warns about in Timothy ... but the "Conservatives" are not interested in religion.

I feel like a kid at the school yard watching the two shittiest kids in class beating each other up. I love it.

Odds Musk is in those files too? We know they knew him.

Damn please tell me this is a real tweet, I’d love a good pyrrhic victory for one of these two assholes

Yeah obviously, but so what? The guy was convicted of 34 felonies and was still allowed to become president. Unless there's a consequence for any of these scum (and no, Elon losing some money while still having more than every single person on this site combined will see in a hundred lifetimes doesn't count) who gives a shit about any more proof of Trump's crimes?

super excited for X to start algorithmically manipulating the idiot bizcels left on there into hating trump, fpllowed by trump outlawing X in the US

This is the best I've felt in months. Watching these two psychopaths fight with each other over social media will ruin both of them and all for it. I hate Elon as much as the next guy, but if he goes after trump as aggressively as he did our government, I can't wait to see what happens next.

Anyone paying attention knew it, MAGA probably already knew it tbh. The only things happening here are:

1. Elon's attempting to recoup his image with the left a bit.

2. Elon is speedrunning pissing off the most authoritarian regime the US has ever had, plus all of its culty supporters who are probably, just now, wondering how the deep state got to Elon or whether he was a sleeper agent for them all along.

3. Elon is going to have no friends left to stand for him when he gets invited on a permanent vacation.