NigelFrobisher

I had an idea to make a Lenmy fork that autotranslates, but it’d probably need a paid API and I’m too lazy.

I still don’t really know anything about Mr Beaks and happy to maintain that status quo.

But it’s night in Germany at roughly the same time as in England.

This is just school houses. I was in Romans (red) and the other two were Saxons (blue) and Vikings (green, bad behaviour encouraged).

Hopefully the border agents learned something.

A few years back there was a spate of high-profile theatre actors breaking character to tell people in the audience to shut up. This didn’t happen for me though when some drunk bogans wandering past Shakespeare In The Park started imitating Lady Macbeth‘s shrieks, or even when power lines across the city fell down and turned the whole night sky blue.

The bio of old television personalities is always that they took a wrong turn into the BBC reception and got hired on the spot.

Wait, it’s all Trek memes?

Poorly drawn Cliff Richard seen on a woman’s shoulder in Blackpool (of course).

It’s under the mud on both the right and left.

When they added hydraulic pumps to LEGO was when shit really got real.

It’s like when people romanticise the old London gangsters and say they were polite and always looked after their mother. That still doesn’t make up for a lifetime of criminal intimidation, physical assault and murder.

If someone’s polite but just waiting for a local chapter of blackshirts to form they’re not nice people.