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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Might be an Onion article, but it's one of the truest headlines ever written.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Physically on Earth, socially on Mars.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Empathetically in the grave.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Figuratively punched in the eye