We all uh…somethin’… down here, look, kid, just let me bite your arm off, OK?
this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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I read that in Krusty’s voice
I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch
I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand?…
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
Pennywise sold his operation to a private equity firm which eliminated the use of balloons, opting instead to utilize permanent arrow indicators, saving approximately $0.03 on every child murder.
You Chüd not turn there.
Is he called Poundfoolish now?
Monster technology is getting out of hand.
Be safe out there.
Come on Georgy just come to the drain, follow the phone on a string with the subway surfers on it. We have skibbity toilet Georgy,
NO, NO DAMIT Georgey not the shiny nickle on the side walk!!!
Nicklewise. (Because pennys aint being made no more)