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How did you come to be handcuffed to a hospital bed? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Look, all I can say is never go on a club crawl with a 6'2" ex marine drag queen. You'll be lucky if it's a hospital bed how handcuffed to.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I don't know, I just hope I won't have a legal obligation to introduce myself to the neighbors for the foreseeable future.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Not hand cuffed, but I did once wake up in a hospital bed missing organs.