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Texas Doctor Tapes Pregnancy Pamphlet To Comatose Woman’s Forehead (theonion.com)
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[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

Sweet Mother Mary, this is great.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hadn't scrolled far enough to see it was the Onion community. AI image got me for a second.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

I think it's just photoshopped

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

I ate the onion for a moment

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Well, whatever you need to get hard, I guess /s