Also I love how the wikipedia article was written in 3rd person, as if the writers themselves arent human lol
I mean that's the best part of writing about humans, is having to try to pull yourself out of being human and take a larger, outside view of the whole mess of humanity. It's hard to get to that level of detachment for real though.
I have always kind of wanted to see a documentary on modern humans as though it was a nature documentary. Like Werner Herzog narrating "As you can see the male participates in a strange ritual to attract a mate that involves using rudimentary systems of trade to procure what is often referred to as a 'truck,' as he believes this flamboyant display helps prove his manhood and ability to provide for offspring."