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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Members of Congress, clergymen, the fucking PRESIDENT. What's a boy to do!?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I remember how creepy it was to see that once the girls in my class got boobs (around 8th grade, 13-14 yo) full on adults would start hitting on them. I recall seeing a few class mates in a local park, all 3 were 13 I think, they still looked like little girls, it's just that now they had boobs and wore bras. So I see these 3 girls, each sitting in the lap of an 18-20 yo dude, and making out...

As a kid I recall seeing it and thinking "wtf is wrong with those guys?"

As an adult I wonder wtf the fuck is wrong with those guys.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

At college, there were 16 and 17 year old girls with boyfriends in their twenties. Even at the time, I thought that was weird.

At least I never heard about anything younger than that.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Some girl when I was in middle school, 14ish, used to get picked up by some tatted up 20 something, pretty sure he was at least 25 but no idea. We thought he was like an uncle or something. Nope, turns out he was her boyfriend. Pretty sure that guy went to prison for meth related activities.

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[–] m3t00@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thought i needed a car to get a date. married a date with a car.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How'd you'd get the fruit to talk back to you?

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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Gross. Accurate. Took me way too long to understand why my friend’s dad was acting the way he was around 13-17. Decades later and it still sickens me.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

One of the dudes in my gay group tonight:

"My momma cleaned hunter's cabins and those hunters were real nice men if you know what I mean."

He was talking about a time when he was early teens.

So it's not just girls who get this treatment! If that makes you feel any more egalitarian.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

When i was in grade 9 a girl in my class started dating a guy that just graduated. His family was Hella poor but this dude had the nicest of everything cars, clothes etc. He was very obviously a 19 y/o drug dealer dating a 14 y/o tgat couldn't even qualify for a learning permit.

And everyone was just cool with it. This was in tulsa Oklahoma circa 1999/2000

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Still remember my middle school girlfriend brag about cheating on me and fucking guys that were buying her beer. Would have been nice to get authorities involved if I had anyone to talk to and wasn't being neglected and abused at home. Kind of wild to lose hope in people at the age of 12.

Bad times.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I accidentally ended up with a very young lady. I know how this will sound, and all I can do is assure everyone that, at least for my part, everything I say is the absolute truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I went to college late, I was 23 by the time I applied to college, and turned 24 shortly after starting classes. My birthday is in the first quarter, or so, of the year.

Anyways. I think I was in my second year of college when I met this girl, I don't even remember how I met her honestly; it wasn't a dating app, those things barely existed at the time and I haven't ever used one; I just haven't seen the need... Anyways, everything seems cool, she's telling me she's 17 and has a bday coming up. At this point I'm 24/25, and I'm thinking that's a bit young, but since she's basically 18 at this point, I don't really see a problem with it.... Anyways, birthday happens, Yay, and life goes on. After a few months as things get more and more complicated, as happens in most relationships, I come to find out that her birthday, was her 17th birthday, she was 16 when we met. I'm suddenly very not ok with everything.

It didn't last super long after that. She was also preggo with her exes kid and never told me. The relationship was only like 5-6 months long. She lost the kid, I believe it was a miscarriage, and I'm sad for her that happened, but too much weird bullshit and deception was happening so I called it off.

She wasn't a good person. She's on a short list of exes I don't talk to anymore. Most of my exes I still consider good friends, even if I haven't seen them in a long time. I'm in a stable, long term relationship with a more age appropriate partner, for... Gosh, it has to be 10 years now? Time flies. There's.... 6? ish years between our ages, and we met when I was 30-something.... I'm much happier now. Heh.

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