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I'm at true neutral.

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[-] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[-] jackoneill@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Gaming setup is true neutral Work from home setup is lawful neutral Office setup is chaotic evil

[-] Famborghini@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

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[-] zabadoh@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

[-] Templa@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[-] Floey@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[-] MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

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[-] NightmareQueenJune@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have four screens from four different manufacturers, with three different sizes, three different resolutions, two different aspect ratios and two different refresh rates.
Two of these are resurrected from the dead of which one has a high voltage cold cathode driver externally plastered to it's back (because the internal failed and there was no space inside) and the other one shining from every pore because I "replaced" one cold cathode tube by plastering the "replacement" tube somewhere in the housing of the monitor to fool the driver into thinking all tubes are fine (one was defect, the driver doesn't work without every tube connected and putting the replacement in the place where it should belong is too much work).
I am basically the evil necromancer of chaotic evil.

  1. 27 inch, 1440p, 16:9, 144Hz, Asus
  2. 24 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz (driver sticking out), BenQ
  3. 21 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz, Iiyama
  4. 21 inch, 1680x1050p, 16:10, 60Hz, Eizo

I can provide pictures later today if someone's interested.
Edit: Here are the pictures

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[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Oooh yes I too have 3 different monitors of different makes and sizes!

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

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[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

[-] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

Hello fellow compatriot, I'm not a programmer but this is definitely my work set up. Now to be a lawful person but judge everybody.

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[-] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

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[-] Strayce 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[-] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

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[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[-] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[-] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

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[-] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[-] TheCee@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

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