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I'm at true neutral.

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[-] ipha@lemm.ee 117 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Chaotic good here. They have different DPI too so you're never quite sure where your mouse is going to end up.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 41 points 9 months ago

OK, calm down Satan....

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 11 points 9 months ago

You can use a software called LittleBigMouse to make this better. It's really nice in my experience with 2 1080p screens and one 4k. All roughly the same size

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago

I spend hours aligning their bottoms and virtual position so now my three screens transfer the mouse exactly in their vertical middle.

I also use a tiling WM with tons of workspaces and if I switch workspaces my mouse gets reseted into the middle of the workspace anyway.

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[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Chaotic good (3 displays) here

My old monitor is not going to waste :)

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[-] moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 94 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] NateSwift@beehaw.org 24 points 9 months ago

This is horrendous. I love it

[-] therandoe@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago

I feel like all in the chaotic column should have at least one diagonal monitor.

[-] popcar2@programming.dev 14 points 9 months ago

Hell, probably.

[-] Rowsdower@lemmy.ca 75 points 9 months ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Imagine having to manually adjust your tint setting. NTSC, man. Literally shaking in my SMH.

This message brought to you by PAL gang and team SECAM.

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[-] igorlogius@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
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[-] Bdaman@sh.itjust.works 51 points 9 months ago

I present you with my masterpiece

[-] h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev 26 points 9 months ago

Looking at your picture makes my neck hurt.

[-] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 15 points 9 months ago

It doesn't bother you looking up or are you a giraffe ?🦒

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[-] Kruulos@sopuli.xyz 50 points 9 months ago

Chaotic evil here. No regrets.

[-] Rayspekt@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago

Stock exchange broker's home setup.

[-] lea@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

So jealous of the foot heater.

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[-] Dukeofdummies@kbin.social 44 points 9 months ago

Am I the only chaotic neutral here? I code on the right and do everything else on the left.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

I'm chaotic neutral but with a third monitor on the left.

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[-] Sigma_@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Nope. I'm a new convert and I love it. Laptop monitor to the left of the big landscape for random screens. It's fantastic

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

"Chaotic Good"

aka "I got this monitor for free from someone else"

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago

I feel attacked, the pc came with a 4:3 monitor for you information... the bigger one was a the gift

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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 34 points 9 months ago

what about having a tv across the room as a second monitor?

[-] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

If you only use the TV to watch media, you're lawful neutral. If you use it for gaming or anything else, you're chaotic good.

[-] user224 6 points 9 months ago

It's still going to be better than screen on budget laptops. I am convinced my laptop's screen is 30Hz and it surely wasn't manufactured to produce colors.

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[-] user224 27 points 9 months ago

Ummmm... how about 2 vertical monitors above each other?

That's how I got this long ass screenshot, for example:

I don't know how else to do that, so I fixed it with hardware ʘ‿ʘ

But otherwise, true neutral.

[-] sam2099@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Ultrawide flipped vertical?

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[-] twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Hard disagree. More monitors is morally better.

Vertical monitors are good for code, too.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

One monitor isn't true neutral. It's broke-ass bitch. That's me. I'm a broke-ass bitch.

[-] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you don't care about them matching, thrift stores can have some really good deals.

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[-] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago
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[-] Fal@yiffit.net 12 points 9 months ago

How about only a laptop monitor?

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[-] Knightfox@lemmy.one 11 points 9 months ago

It's not how I would want to be all the time, but Chaotic Neutral is really great for reviewing documents in a PDF.

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[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lawful Good here. Flight Simulator in 3x 32” 4k

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[-] sag@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What about using Android Tab or Phones as second monitor?

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[-] CanadaPlus 9 points 9 months ago

So Chaotic Evil just gets way more screen real estate than everybody else?

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[-] stsquad@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

I'm Chaotic Neutral (although my vertical monitor is on the left). It was an experiment that stuck because I like being able to read more lines of code at once.

[-] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

Not a programmer though, I make videos

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[-] Dee@lemmings.world 8 points 9 months ago

Love my lawful evil setup, works great!

[-] spikespaz@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty much chaotic evil, with a laptop.

One thing I will say: anyone who has a single window spanned across multiple monitors needs battering. "Oh, yah, I fookin' love 'aving un two-centimeter black bar in middul of me Word doccumant". Unhinged sociopaths, all of them.

[-] spartanatreyu@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago
  • 50% of web developers: Chaotic Neutral
  • Salespeople: Lawful Neutral
  • Programmers (and the other 50% of web developers): Unaligned, we know how to use shortcuts.
[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Lawful neutral at home and Chaotic neutral at work

[-] rainynight65@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

What about those who eschew multi monitor setups in favour of an ultrawide?

[-] autokludge@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

basically neutral good without bezels

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