Can't go wrong with pizza.

I'd probably pick a saucer as it's the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it'd be painful so you'd really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Probably sinigang. With lots of daikon radish and mustard greens. And there is of course rice because you can't have sinigang without rice. They go together.

Probably beef fajita

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it

Surf and turf

Lasagna! So effin good.

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Feijoada

Nachos

Smoothie of some sort that has all my macros/vitamins/minerals. At least not dying from malnutrition.

Alfredo Pasta. Never gets old