this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Greenknight777@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You have no xmas warrior spirit Alexander. You're on my naughty list you little P'takh, dishonor on your w-HOHOHO-le family.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night to die

[–] Upbeat_Beatdown@lemmy.fmhy.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Milk and cookies are a dish best served cold.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fun fact, according to tradition, St. Nicholas punched a rival cleric at the First Council of Nicea in 325.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I assume the cleric did something dishonorable.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It was all Jesus being created and not being co-eternal with the father.

The Klingons are lucky their gods did not come back after three days.

I feel like the Klingon response to their gods coming back would be something along the lines of, "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

Lucky!? They would have slain them again! It would have been a glorious second victory! Imagine the songs that would be sung!

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

The church would probably be a better place with more clerics getting punched.

[–] timdave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] theinspectorst@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Merry Christmas to you ... and your house!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Santa Qapla.

[–] andyburke@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... there's a chance he may have been Ferengi.

[–] andyburke@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thinking about this more and it'd make more sense: a Ferengi that believed in giving gifts would certainly be banished, maybe he brought his message of giving to Earth....

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rule of acquisition #127: Cindy Lu Who can suck it.