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Mr and Mrs. Locutus (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] BertramDitore@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You will be assimilated. Reception is at 7pm.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

"I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to the wedding, I know you wanted to get married in Greece, but that's too far for me to---"

"Resistance is futile."

[–] Snoopey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I fucking love this place

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

What is the customary wedding gift for a Borg marriage?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Biological and technological distinctiveness.

They're registered at Ikea.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, I guess I always skip that section

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

An ice cube tray. Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

A new species to assimilate.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A regeneration chamber.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 5 points 2 years ago

Existence, as you know it, is over.

[–] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just imagining Picard dicking down a whole Borg cube

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

I do every single night. Only way I can sleep anymore. I don't count sheep. I count Bonked Borg.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 2 points 2 years ago

The REAL Picard Maneuver

[–] rovingnothing29@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago