this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 22 points 5 months ago

You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago

Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 months ago

Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

She knows. No words are necessary.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago

Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

hire a sky writer

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Interpretive dance.