You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
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You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.
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By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.
Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone
Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.
She knows. No words are necessary.
Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.
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Interpretive dance.