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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think that's the first bit of REM I've had in a few weeks. Crazy dreams but I'll take them.

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[โ€“] heyheyitskay@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Spent 3 hours at the hairdressers today, only 45 mins of which was the actual cut. Think I'll try somewhere else next time. Recovering from some dead lifting today and just gonna do some bathroom and kitchen cleaning at pace.

[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (19 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰

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[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Why is owning a beaver not a blessing?

spoilerBecause the beaver dams it

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Beavers are majestic animals that hold a sacred place in the hearts of all Canadians.

Also in French beaver is 'castor', which is where the term castration comes from. Back in the day, the act of castration was performed using beaver teeth, as they were sharp and widely available. So a castrato singer technically means 'one who's voice is created by a beaver'

None of that is true (except for castor meaning beaver) but thanks for reading.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

spoilerBeaverbub is gonna dam' ya,
No blessings, just burnin' hellfiya
He'll ig-gnaw your cries and prayers
This Rodent-God is gonna get ya

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[โ€“] melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So I was born a stone's throw from Highbury, the Arsenal home ground in London, and have followed them all my life. I have held a season ticket for decades, and go to games whenever I'm in London (niece gets the ticket the rest of the time).

I find myself in the very strange position of hoping that Spurs do well under Big Ange next season.

Random morning musings while reading The Guardian.

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[โ€“] whatisthislifeilead@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Abandon all plans ye who wake up on this miserable day

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately by the time I was awake I was already at work. No point calling in sick now.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Life reorganisation is going well.

-Washing on.

-Dishes done

-Bed stripped and changed

-Shopping list made in preparation for a market run

-Bins taken down

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

One more cup of tea, then time to get stuck into the basement

[โ€“] landsharkkidd@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Good morning folks! I wanted to sleep in but now that the work sleep schedule is a thing, I woke up at 9am :c

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Pita makes an amazing bread for a breakfast rap. Dunno why, but it totally works!

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