Another problem which can be solved by my penis.
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2025
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That's not the kind of oral habit I was bargaining for.
Self-driving cigarettes with a built in chatbot.
Please sign in to Google tho.
just learned the term, nicotini, for when you wanna booze and get your nic hit at the same time.
Technically, they already do. Just slap a "protein!" sticker on it.
Don’t give them ideas!
Because lungs are 100% more effective at absorbing protein.
just smoke the lead straight already https://www.npr.org/2025/10/16/nx-s1-5576294/protein-powder-lead-consumer-reports
heroin, but it's got vitamins in it
So a slim jim?
If we still wrote things down with pens someone will have put it in paper by now. As it is I'll have to just wait for the screen protectors made out of protein 'for that extra hit just when you need it' to hit the shelves...or...protein pants...