With as touchy as Trump got on Mamdani, I can easily imagine him rubbing on Hasan's chest and squeezing his biceps.
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OC only... or else
"You know, I think Hasan, Hasan Piker I think he's a nice guy, we all say things while in the campaign trail... He says America deserved 9/11 and I say that he's a radical terrorist, it's politics. I think we can really agree on a lot of things, maybe, maybe I'll get to that Trumpcare he's been talking to me about..."
Hasan may be delusional about his whole "I can vibe out a bear" belief.......but, I think he could unironically vibe out Trump
him trying to explain his "i could vibe out a panda" stance to the Chinese tour guide person was excellent
Tbf, a lot of us commies get way too attached to the Soviet Bear thing or to pandas and think we could totally get a bear cuddle with a little patience, a lot of honey and berries, and the right bear. That's probably a more common Commie Thing than we all want to admit.
FUCK YOU GOT ME LMAO
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