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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This person is a bit crazy for using this as a springboard for their posting, but I will say that I got far better at making new friends and flirting after doing cold call telesales for work.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same, but I do feel a bit conflicted because I’m not sure if I actually like the person or I’m just in Sales Mode

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

That is a good feeling. It means you are still human.

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't tell if this voice sounds like an AI model because this post was somehow generated by Copilot, or because Business Bros just read too much AI output, or because the AIs are designed to sound like Business Bros.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

Yes to all.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

That's how academic papers are starting to feel, too. A generation of freshmen are using bullet points and headers... even in written essays.

To be fair it does make it much easier to grade but my take home assignment grading is giving me paranoia.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Ngl. Terrible premise from a guy with a cuckold fetish, but his strategy is more or less what sales people follow.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Should have used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

This is an obvious joke but also a great example of why you shouldn't date business majors

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

That website is just Tool City

[–] Jinni@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I hate it when the cuckold tries to backseat fuck. You're in the Sneako chair for a reason.