cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40448071
Death Metal :
- You need talent to make it
- Enjoyed by university going intellectuals
- Guaranteed to leave you penniless since no one listens to it
Black Metal :
- Full of Nazis
- Talking about history
- Demands a return to tradition from a thousand years ago, and religion
Prog Metal :
- Even less people listen to it than death metal
- Likely to have LGBTQ support, since cishet women won't participate
- Way too optimistic
Hair Metal :
- In it exclusively for the money and girls
- Girls in the dictionary definition
- I'm calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.
EDIT : I guess centrists would either be Thrash (I just want to party for god's sake) or NWOBHM (BoomerJack.jpg)
