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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40448071

Death Metal :

  • You need talent to make it
  • Enjoyed by university going intellectuals
  • Guaranteed to leave you penniless since no one listens to it

Black Metal :

  • Full of Nazis
  • Talking about history
  • Demands a return to tradition from a thousand years ago, and religion

Prog Metal :

  • Even less people listen to it than death metal
  • Likely to have LGBTQ support, since cishet women won't participate
  • Way too optimistic

Hair Metal :

  • In it exclusively for the money and girls
  • Girls in the dictionary definition
  • I'm calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.

EDIT : I guess centrists would either be Thrash (I just want to party for god's sake) or NWOBHM (BoomerJack.jpg)

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