~~Everything.~~
Jokes aside, after my last post, I remembered I managed to fix my modded Wii's memory, so created a disc image and copied it and the save to my phone, figured out it's too weak to emulate the GC through Dolphin, downloaded Dolphin as an AppImage to my computer, copied the game and the save to their pertinent folders in my computer, set the fast forward and slow down hotkeys, and because my patience was running thin, also set up an "Infinite Lives" Gecko Code (cheat).
Surprisingly, after that and at 200% speed wherever I didn't need precision and mostly with Timmy's shotgun-like attack, the game stood somewhere neutral and barely enjoyable.
Anyways, mission accomplished!
