I came across this beauty today. Not only was the car placement immaculate, but it was also camouflaged, all in one sweeping movement. That is handy when driving a stolen vehicle, probably, and in a hurry to move on.
(Breathless voice): "The red-chested hatchback emerges from its burrow once a year to snack upon unsuspecting motorists. Once a common sight in rural England, this species faces extinction as the roadways are now the hunting grounds of larger, deadlier vehicles that force this poor creature to scavenge from the sidelines..."