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[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Based on the description, I'm glad it doesn't work....

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same. Everything about that description sounded really dystopian.

[–] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

"Example: fall detection" Sure buddy, that's what this was intended for

[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Have you tried asking OpenClaw to get it to compile for you? /s

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

"Production-ready"

I totally believe it's ready for production at Microslop Corporation. They need a larger % of code written by AI, of course.

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Acknowledgments: Based on some research somehow maybe by some guy I guess…