Based on the description, I'm glad it doesn't work....
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Same. Everything about that description sounded really dystopian.
"Example: fall detection" Sure buddy, that's what this was intended for
Have you tried asking OpenClaw to get it to compile for you? /s
"Production-ready"
I totally believe it's ready for production at Microslop Corporation. They need a larger % of code written by AI, of course.
Acknowledgments: Based on some research somehow maybe by some guy I guess…