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Florida man arrested after elaborate scheme to steal over $600k worth of potatoes and onions: cops (www.independent.co.uk)
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[โ€“] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'd really like to know what he was planning to do with those potatos and onions... Like, it's one thing to steal $600,000 worth of potatos and onions. But who do you sell it to???

[โ€“] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago

Oh no, not the onions!