The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

sad. poor things.

"The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system."

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 5 points 3 days ago

These sharks know how to have a good time!

[–] krispyavuz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago

Caff'd up Sharks on Coke. It ain't (well yes it really is) no joke.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah brother