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[โ€“] bender223@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

toxic feminity ๐Ÿ˜ญ

So does it grow back or is it a 'one and done' type thing?

[โ€“] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"painful but you get to continue living"

Why bother?

[โ€“] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

can still play vidya games without dong

[โ€“] bender223@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Depends on the game, I suppose ๐Ÿค”

So what I'm hearing is that octopus bros need more lady octopusses that are service dommes, as opposed to ravenous pillow princesses.

[โ€“] prex@aussie.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

I always look for the finger. I feel robbed.

[โ€“] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Detachable Penis covered by "They Might be Argonauts"

[โ€“] orlyowl@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I haven't thought of that song (or King Missile in general) in a long darn time.

[โ€“] lemmyman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My mp3 very clearly says that song is by primus

[โ€“] orlyowl@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't realize they had covered it but I bet it's a hoot. I'll have to see if I can find it.

[โ€“] lemmyman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry I was trying to make a joke. For years I really did think it was primus but it's just that whoever put it on ~~likewise~~ limewire mislabeled it.

[โ€“] orlyowl@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago

In that case I'm sorry for not getting it! :)

[โ€“] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know what?? Here! Go fuck yourself!

[โ€“] fonix232@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

*Take this and go fuck yourself.

[โ€“] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

"fuck it, you do it"