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submitted 9 months ago by Knusper@feddit.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

American: One, Two, Three, For

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[-] BourneHavoc@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I don't think this is a joke.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 17 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure it's spelled "jouke", you ignorant Yankee.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's spelled "ignourant," you dirty rebel.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Knusper@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, no, I don't think so either. It did feel like it would cause a similar groaning reaction, though.

[-] produnis@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 9 months ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

My guess is that it's about Brits tending to stick "u's" in places where Americans don't (like "colour" or "favour").

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 9 months ago

My guess is that it's about Yanks tending to remove "u's" in places where Britons don't (like "colour" or "favour").

[-] daddyjones@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

One, two, three four - listen to my botty roar! Five, six, seven eight - now we should evacuate!

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Language jokes are my favourite!

[-] Oka@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

4 = four

40 = forty (and the only number spelled out is in alphabetical order)

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