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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thats... a full circle... circlejerk. With extra steps.

And Profit.

Goddamn, well done anon.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

it's not profit if all the $ goes to tipping cam girls

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why not just send vids of yourself jerking off and skip like 3 steps?

Because it's fake (op never made any money from the gay dudes) and gay (op has lots of clips of male masturbation that he enjoys sending to other men for the benefit of everyone involved).

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your daily reminder that everything you like about life is a market inefficiency...

That said, this guy is gonna beat the recession.

[–] WhirlpoolBrewer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have never heard the phrase "everything you like about life is a market inefficiency" before, and I think it is simultaneously horrifying and accurate and my life is now a little worse. I don't know what to do with this info, but I feel I need to share it

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have never heard the phrase “everything you like about life is a market inefficiency” before

well, i have, at least a similar phrase: "the goal of life is death. so why don't we all just die already?"

i think it hits in a similar vein, and the answer/solution to the riddle is probably gonna be similar somewhat.