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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon is Crock Pot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 3 points 4 weeks ago

Considering how mean I know cooks can be, anon got off easy lol

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

That's a pretty genius nickname.

Also, I'm sure they'll get faster.

[–] Ironhorse4NYC@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Anon is so socially inept, he doesnt realize that means they fuck with him

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I mean honestly, a ton of job related nicknames work this way, starting as a demeaning joke.

Take it in stride, own it, improve, and it'll be like the 300 lbs of muscle bodyguard named 'Tiny'.