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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon is stoned (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I worked as a delivery driver for a pizza chain for a while. That wouldn't even count as unusual for the driver.

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember kids, getting stoned is bad. Instead, stone billionaires with stones or boulders.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

If no natural stones are available, bricks are a perfectly cromulent substitute.